Joke No 1: A newlywed farmer and his wife A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law, unfortunately killing her instantly. At the funeral service, the farmer…

Joke No 1 : A man went to the doctor complaining about Er*ct!le dysfunction… A man went to the doctor and told him that he was having trouble maintaining an erection. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his p*n!s were damaged from a prior viral…

Joke No 1 : Guy walks into a store… Guy walks into a store and asks the clerk, “Where’s the alcohol?” Clerk replies, “I’m sorry, this is a candy store.” Guy pleads, “Do you have any candy with alcohol in it?” Clerk walks down an aisle and returns with a bag. Guy looks at the…

Joke no 1 : A waiteress takes an order from a customer who asks for half a Caesar salad. The waiter says “Well, we have a small and a large, would you like the small?” The customer says, “No, I don’t want a small or a large. I want HALF a Caesar salad. Why is…

THIS BLONDE IS SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE BLONDE JOKES This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she…

He wants to show her how he managed to go a year without having s*x with anybody else. “So how did you do it?” she asks. “I trained my d!ck to respond to drill commands like so.” He undoes his belt and drops his trousers. “d!ck, ten-HUT!” His p*nis springs straight up, erect and raring…

when Wife reveals she had sex with Tiger Woods On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods, the golfer.” “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I…

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order: “What would you like, sir?” He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful…

What’s the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a h00ker? The nympho says, “You Ire done already?” The h00ker says “Are you done yet?” And the wife says, “Beige, I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”

Three Women Were Sitting In A Bar Enjoying A Drink. They Got To Talking And Found Out That All Of Their Husbands Were Named Bubba. The First Woman Says, “We Need To Come Up With Nick Names For Our Husbands So We Know Which Bubba We’Re Talking About. The Third Woman Says, “I’Ll Call My…