Son Call His Dad on His Honeymoon

A tired man arrives home after attending his son’s wedding, proud that his son remained chaste until marriage. Take a shower. And he is almost asleep when his phone rings…

“Dad?”, asks his son on the phone. “I’m on my honeymoon, and I don’t know how to have s*x. Can you explain it to me?”

“Ah, son, it’s easy; just insert the hardest part of your body where she pees,” replies the sleepy father.

He yawns, hangs up the phone and lays his head on the pillow when another call comes in.

“Mister?, asks his daughter-in-law. “I need help! Your son stuck his head in the toilet.”

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