YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror .She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side. She tried walking in the shallow part of the river, and she even tried grabbing onto a branch that stretched over the river to swing to the other side. But no…
One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked, “What happened?” The blonde said, “Well, I was press my husband’s shirt until the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was still on the iron!” The doctor was shocked. “Oh my goodness,” he…
A lady finally found her soulmate and calls her dad to tell him about it . The dad is smiling and eager to find out more about this man he asks even more questions about her new lover and the lady happily answers them all. Finally, the dad asks, “So, what does he do for…
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, “What do you have in the bag?” The blonde replies: “I have chickens!” The man thinks for a moment and says, “If I can guess how many chickens you have in the…
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy her husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer she went to the pro shop where he usually…
A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman s*ductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face…
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to a recently married couple’s house… She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch completely naked. “What are you doing?” She asked. “I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re n@ked!” the…
A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood. She can’t find it so she looks innocently at the guy, takes his finger and sucks…
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, ’Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me…