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Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s p*nis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man…
A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, “Dad, what are bastards and bitches?” And his dad replies, “Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen.” Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally…
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the…
There was a guy who had an old car and wants to to sell it but no one wanted to buy it . His friend said he have an advice that would help him sell his car, he then told him to bring the logo of the lamborghini brand and stick it on it. The…
all ants are female because if they were male, they would be called uncles
A guy asks his Roman friend what size a shirt is. He looks at the XL on the tag and says, “it’s a size 40.”
She asks one of the nuns where the priest is, and is shown to a dark room. She sits in the darkness until she hears the familiar voice of the priest ask, “What troubles you, my child?” The pr*stitute replies, “Sorry, Daddy, but I’ve been a naughty girl.” The priest sighs and says, “For the…
My 9 year old daughter made up this joke. “Why did the bull get fat?” Because he ate too many cowleries.
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually…
How do you tell the gender of an ant? Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant.