A women walks into a church…

She asks one of the nuns where the priest is, and is shown to a dark room. She sits in the darkness until she hears the familiar voice of the priest ask,

“What troubles you, my child?”

The pr*stitute replies, “Sorry, Daddy, but I’ve been a naughty girl.”

The priest sighs and says, “For the 100th time Shannon, it’s ‘Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.'”