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A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so…
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepare to see each other n@ked for the first time. The husband takes off his socks and exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, had tolio as a child.” The wife asks if he means polio. He says, “No, it only affects the toes.” He removes his pants…
A guy is sitting in a bar. A beautiful woman walks in. She’s a knock-out and he can’t take his eyes off her. She notices him, smiles, then sits beside him. She looks into his eyes and tells him, “For $200 I’ll do anything you want.” He’s astounded. “Anything? “, he asks her. “Yes, anything”,…
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.” “Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is lesbi@n.” The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double…
A jumbo jet is on its final approach coming in to Toronto Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom. “This is your Captain speaking. We’re on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto”. He forgot to switch off…
A woman is cheating on her husband and her husband comes home early. In a panic her lover hides in the closet. While hiding in the closet he hears a voice “Sure is dark in here.” The man panics and turns and finds a little boy. “What’re you doing in here?” “I like hiding, what…
A woman decided to join a biker gang to see what it was like… After talking with the club president, a burly tough-looking guy, she was told that she was going to be asked some questions that would be used to decide if she qualified. She had never done anything illegal and had no idea…
Anne was found dead in the central park of London. There are six suspects “Harry”, “Costa”, “Pedro”, “William”, “Terry” and “Courtois”. Anne has written the murder’s name in cipher on the floor as “dqvxf”. Police were unable to mystery so the called Sherlock. After, a minute Sherlock able to decipher the cipher and ask the…
Can you move I matchstick to make below equation true? 6-6=8 Answer Move the matchstick from the minus sign between the two 6’s and place it diagonally to turn the two 6’s into two 0’s. The resulting equation will be: 0-0=8 Therefore, the equation will be true.
Walmart Recruitment Examination An apple is $2, now buy 3 get 1 free. If I want to buy 48 apples, how much money should I pay? Answer If an apple costs $2 and the deal is to buy 3 and get 1 free, then for every 4 apples purchased, the cost will be $6 (3…
