A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepare to see each other n@ked for the first time. The husband takes off his socks and exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, had tolio as a child.” The wife asks if he means polio. He says, “No, it only affects the toes.” He removes his pants and reveals very deformed knees. He admits, “I had a bad case of kneesles, too.” Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In utter shock, the woman gasps, “Oh no…not smallcox too!”