YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
a woman sits down on a plane for a long flight, sitting in the window seat. next to her is a middle-aged man. sometime after the plane takes off, the man lets out a small achoo. immediately he unzips his pants, pulls his d*ck out and wipes it off. aghast, the woman is so stunned…
a man goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night. he finds from there a very attractive young woman and asks her, “how much do you charge for 1 hour?” the woman says, €200. he thinks for a while and then says, “fine, but do you do Glasgow style?” she says, no, I don’t. the…
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Tommy, I’m sure to find out her…
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best sex in town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the…
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”…
A young man wanted to ensure that his virgin bride’s inexperience wouldn’t cause any tension or discomfort in their marriage. One evening, as they sat together, he decided to address the topic delicately. He gently explained, “I want you to feel completely comfortable with me, and I don’t want you to ever feel pressured or…
Joe had always dreamed of owning a Harley motorcycle. One day, he finds a stunning Harley for sale that looks brand new, despite being 10 years old. Impressed, Joe asks the seller how he kept it in such pristine condition. “It’s simple,” the seller explains. “Whenever it’s outside and it looks like rain, just rub…
A naked police officer came to work and his commander, shocked, asked him: “why did you come naked?”The police officer said: “There was a party last night I attended. At 00:00 all lights went off and we were in the dark. All of a sudden a voice said that all females should undress. You could…
An Italian woman married a Canadian man and moved to Toronto. While happy together, she struggled with English, which made grocery shopping an adventure. One day, she needed chicken legs. Unsure how to ask, she clucked like a chicken and lifted her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher understood and handed her chicken legs….
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly.” “Oh no!” the second woman replies. “I just said your new hairstyle makes you look… less attractive.” The first woman narrows her eyes. “And I heard you’ve been calling me fat!” “Not at all!” the…