A clearly inebriated, stark n*ked, woman jumps into the back of a NYC taxi cab…
The old cab driver, opened his eyes wide & began to state at her body made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back & said ‘what’s wrong, honey?
Haven’t you ever seen a n*ked woman before?
“The old cabbie says” let me tell you something lady,
I wasn’t staring at you like you think.
That wouldn’t be proper’ The woman giggled & responded
“well, if you’re not staring at my b**bs or my bums, what are you doing then?
“He paused for a moment & said “
well, Miss, I’m looking & I’m looking & I’m just trying to figure out
where the hell you’re keeping the money to pay for this ride”
