man is useless and woman is clever
In disbelief, he asks, “Where did you come from? How did you get here?” She replies, “I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank.” “Amazing,” he notes. “You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.” “Oh, this thing?” explains the…
Husband: Mom called me and she is coming tomorrow
Husband: Mom called me and she is coming tomorrow her train will reach by 4 O Clock Wife: What She came just 4 months back right? Why is she coming now? Tomorrow is Sunday I thought of getting up late but your mom had to come on a Sunday itself and that too morning 4:00…
Who is the Father of this Baby
gynaecologist decide they better get the father who was too squeamish to be in the delivery room.So the father looks between his wife’s legs. The baby’s head pops out again. “Hey, you my dad?”Father “Yes!”Baby, “Well come here” and a tiny arm squeezes out, and starts to punch the top of the father’shead nonstop while…
