GOSSIP

A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date.Finally, he arrived after midnight.“Were you worried, father?”“Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much did that date cost you…”“It cost me only four euros!”“Hmm, it’s not that much.”“I know father… But the girl didn’t have any more…

anything to live for. He couldn’t concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked…

A hardcore Chartered Accountant gets home late one night. His wife angry and upset, says, “Where the hell have you been?” He replies, “I was out getting a tattoo!” “A tattoo?” She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got a thousand Dollar note on my privates,” he said proudly. “What the hell…

ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family.’‘OK, Dad… as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling newMercedes limited edition convertible that’s…

the window to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says,…

young man supposed to do he asked?”The doctor replied: “The younger man will wave towel at your wife while you guys are !ntimate.”So they found a young good looking guy who was willing to wave a towel at the old man’s wife, while he was trying to please her.They tried over and over, but he…

ran into the police station and tell themwhat happened and thepolice asked “Are you crazy” and Crazy said “yes I’m crazy”and he got kicked out ofthe police station Lesson: Never name yourchild Somebody, Nobody, and Crazy

were both still wide awake and they both knew it.He said: “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you bewilling to reach into the closet under your bed toget me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied “Just fortonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.” “That’s a great idea!”, he…

but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass.Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks…