YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
“ the teacher says “no! It’s an orange”Johnny comes up next and reaches in “ it’s rectangular and firm it’s an eraser!” Teacher goes no “It’s a granola bar” dirty Ernie stands up and goes “ teacher I’m reaching in my pocket abd felling something long hard with a firm pink tip” the teacher gasps…
Johnny then answers: “Those are storks eggs” Mary is still intrigued: “But Johnny what are these?” while pointing at the pubic hairs Johnny isn’t bothered by Marys stupid questions and says: “That’s the storks nest leave me alone already” The next day Johnny wakes up in a hospital bed and his groin is so painful…
but I must warn you, I will not lie.” “With your honest face, Father, no one will question you,” she replied. When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?” “From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing…
A man, his wife, and his son all go to a nuude beach. Naturally, the young son has lots of questions. He runs to his father, “Dad! Dad! All of the women have these things hanging from their chests!” His father tells him, “Son, those are breasts. The women with large ones are dumb and…
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it.A few moments later, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”The doctor replies, “No, not really. It’s just that the last time something like this happened, a star appeared in the East and three wise men came over the hill….
But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again – “PEN!S”, this time written slightly larger. So she rubbed it out again, and went on with the lesson.Again next day, in larger letters, there was the word “PEN!S” again. With a red face she rubbed it out and went on…
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as…
