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They even began to wonder if he might be a loyalist sympathizer. Finally, one day when he returned from nature’s call, they asked him: “What do you think of the art in the privy?” “I can think of no more appropriate place for that portrait.” The English are shocked, and the Ambassador continues, “Nothing would…
MORE FUNNY JOKES A Doctor Orders “Almond Daiquiri” Everday in the Bar
goes to make it and realizes he doesn’t have any almonds.He does, however, have some hickory nuts. So he mashes them up and whips them into a daiquiri, assuming thedoctor won’t know the difference. The doctor comes in and is presented with the drink.He takes a sip and immediately notices something is up. “Is this…
catch me, you can have me.”As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next…
Morris called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press, and Wall Street, responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined…