GOSSIP

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for s-x.” The boy reluctantly…

A man and his wife were on a road trip to visit their families for the holidays. They had been driving for hours, and both were getting a bit restless. Suddenly, the man had an idea. As the man and his wife were driving on their road trip, they passed a field full of cows….

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before…

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question…. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do..” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you…

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-Ǜǥly baby. He went to…

An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady. The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age difference. She says to the clerk “Show me an expensive ring.” The clerk looks over at the old man and he gives a head nod. The clerk pulls…

A very shy man walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of mustering up the courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling at the top of her voice, “No, I won’t…

A little boy said to a little girl:– I’m your BF ! The little girl asked: – What is BF ? The boy laughed and answered: – That means Best Friend. They later dated, the young man said to the girl: – I am your BF ! The girl leaned lightly on the boy’s shoulder,…

A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!” The hypnotherapist shakes his head. “Not again

Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, So she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards, Little Johnny just sat there silently for a while. “Do you understand?” his mother asked. “Yes,” replied Little Johnny. “Do you have any questions?” asked his mother. “Yes, how about little kittens and puppies?” asked Little…