YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A beautiful woman is sitting next to a teenage boy on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nose dive. The Captain comes on the intercom and says “I hate to have to tell you this folks, but we might not walk away from this one.” Everyone begins…
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”…
An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says “what did he say”. The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we are going. He then tells the officer that we are going…
(which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold,…
A cook gets married and the bride is a v@rg@n. On the wedding night, she cowers under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in bed and tries to gently reassure her. “Darling,” he says, “I know this is your first time and you are very frightened but I promise you, I’ll give…
On the first day of school in Houston, a teacher decided to get to know the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living. The first little girl said: “My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman.” The next little boy said: “I’m Andy and my dad…
A man came home from work one day and told his wife how good his fireman job was when they used a bell system. He explained to her when bell 1 rang they slid down the firemans pole, bell 2 they grab thier jackets and bell 3 they were on the truck ready to go….
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing?” she exclaimed. The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for s-x.” The boy reluctantly…
A man and his wife were on a road trip to visit their families for the holidays. They had been driving for hours, and both were getting a bit restless. Suddenly, the man had an idea. As the man and his wife were driving on their road trip, they passed a field full of cows….