A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her Assets would increase in size each time a man says, “Pardon” to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, “Pardon me.” Her Assets instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic.
The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her Assets. She was in seventh heaven!
She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, “A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior.”
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, “Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!”