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the tattoo artist gave Young Pretty Woman a tattoo and told her instead of paying me you can just show me your breasts the transaction was Tit for Tat

A guy goes to a KNOCKING House. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She’s about to take off her sheer pink negligee, when the fire alarms ring! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand.He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after…

A drunk falls into a cab, gives the cabbie a $20 bill and bellows “I wanna get screwed.” The cabbie dutifully drives him to the ‘burbs and points out a town house. The drunk staggers up to the front door, bangs on it, and screams “I wanna get screwed!” A female voice answers, “Slip $100…

In a London Nursing home an old priest lay dying, for years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. “Yes, Father?”, said the nurse. “I would really like to see David Cameron and Nick Clegg before I die” whispered the priest. “I’ll see what…

An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to…

there was a hundred-year-old man who was about to marry a gorgeous 24-year-old Playboy model concerned for his elderly patient his doctor tried to talk him out of it surely you realize the doctor said the honeymoon could easily cause a life or death medical crisis the old man just grinned and replied if she…

After a six-hour conference, an executive checked back into his hotel. He said to the receptionist, “I’m going to my room to shower and rest up for a while. If one of your female staff would be interested in keeping me company tonight, I’d make it well worth her while.” He was quite a good-looking…

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots.  So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?”  The Cowboy…

A woman goes to her Gynecologist. “What seems to be the problem?” asked the doctor. Woman: “Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina.” The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, “Those Aren’t postage stamps my dear, they’re the stickers off the bananas.”

so a man stumbled home after a night partying hard with his mistress he checked the time on his watch and saw that it was 6:00 a.m. when he got to his front door his very angry wife greeted him she smelt the alcohol on his breath and saw the lipstick on his cheek I…