GOSSIP

A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple has asked the grandmother together: “What would you like to tell us dear granny? ” The granny has said: “I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a…

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. The pro said, “Your swing is good but you’re gripping the club too hard grip the club gently as you would…

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found her alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young…

A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset. “What’s the matter?” She asks “I’ve got no-one to pass these onto to when I go”. Says the old man, looking at his photos “Let me show you”…

A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. “The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, repetition is the keynote!” he advised. ” “If you have a product to sell, keep repeating its benefits over and over again to the customer until they finally give in and buy it. It’s all about…

An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says “Oh, I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn’t any in the house.” He says, “I’ll go get some.” She says, “Vanilla with chocolate sauce, with whipped cream on top and a cherry.” She adds, “Please write it down, I know you’ll…

A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts. Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was…

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her p@nties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she scre@med and wiggled more than she ever…

A married man decided to work late to be with his young secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work, he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and made love for two…

A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about s*x. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is put the prisoner in the…