YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The General replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief, said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.” The woman and General went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over…
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!” To that she replies “Well, come here and I’ll warm them between my…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale – $5,000.” He pulls in and says to the farmer, “There’s no cow in the world worth$5,000.” The farmer says, “Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.” He lifts the cow’s tail and Harry sees that…
Three old grannies are on a park bench when a very attractive n@ked young man runs by in front of them. The three old ladies, who hadn’t had action in decades, fixed their eyes on the handsome hunk and gasped. Janice pressed her hand on her heart and said, “wow, that whippersnapper damn near gave…
A man and a woman met at the donation center, and the two chatted. The woman said, “I’m here to donate blood, and they pay me five yuan.” The man said, “I’m here to donate sperm, and they pay fifty yuan.” The woman thought about it for a long time. Then the two broke up….
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down…
The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me. One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller’s. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic…
A clearly inebriated, stark n*ked, woman jumps into the back of a NYC taxi cab… The old cab driver, opened his eyes wide & began to state at her body made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back & said ‘what’s wrong, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a n*ked woman before? “The…
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”
The chieftain quickly figured the voluntary doctor from Europe might be to blame. So the chieftain asked him to talk in his tent. Chieftain: “Today my wife gave birth to a white child. She and I are dark skinned. You are white. It doesn’t take a doctor to figure out that you have slept with…