YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
so an American man went to China and had fun with many of their ladies while not using protection the entire time he was there a week after arriving back home in the states he wakes one morning to find his manhood covered with bright green and purple spots horrified he immediately goes to see…
A robber enters a sperm bank.. -Give me all the vaults money right now! Says to the cashier -Sir this is a sperm bank! In the “vault” we only have sperm says the woman in agony – Go to the vault, get three bottles of sperm and start drinking them!!! The woman fearing for her…
One evening, I couldn’t resist sharing a hilarious encounter with my wife. I said, “You won’t believe what the milkman told me today! He boasted about having sh@gged every woman in our road, except for one!” Curiosity piqued, my wife quipped, “Oh, I know exactly who that must be—the snooty woman at number twenty-three!” We…
the general is leaving the military base for a few days and he’s scared that his men with have s*x with his wife so he inserted a blade in his wife’s p*ssy so that if someone touches her ,he’ll cut his dick and he’ll know it. after a few days the general is back from…
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?” The wife replies, “Cut it off and shove it up his arse!” The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the…
A women is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend they make love for hours and afterwards while they’re just lying there the phone rings since it’s the woman’s house she picks up the receiver the best friend listens only hearing her side of the conversation hello oh…
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have…
A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you’re bouncing up and down on him.”…
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money from. “Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy left,” said the 12-year-old. “We told him that we knew where he had been,…
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”The boyfriend says, “Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again.