GOSSIP

Small-time crook Bernie had been in prison for a few years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. As soon as he sat down he said, “F. F.” His wife turned to him and answered, “E. F.”…

A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. As she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover. It was: Which of the following…

The instructor at the antenatal class for couples who’d already had at least one child, encourages them to ask any questions they may have. One man asks how to break the news of the pregnancy to an older sibling. The instructor says, “Some parents tell the older child, ‘We love you so much that we…

A little guy gets on a plane and sits on his allocated middle seat. A few minutes later, a huge, heavy, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. Twenty minutes into the flight, the little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake…

Life is like a journey on a train with its stations, with changes of routes and with accidents! At birth we boarded the train and met our parents, and we believe they will always travel on our side. However, at some station our parents will step down from the train, leaving us on this journey…

It was a stifling hot day in Delhi and Dinesh fainted in the middle of a busy intersection in Gurgaon. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a crowd gathered, when a woman pushed through to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her…

A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and a nurse. He says: To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses. To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza. To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future,…

Lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey,…

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a…

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk….