Funny Joke ‣ Family Zoo Trip

Funny Joke ‣ Family Zoo Trip

A mother and father take their son to the Zoo. While standing at the elephant enclosure enclosure a bull elephant produces a huge erection. The young lad shouts “Mommy, whats that big thing hanging down?” All the people around her are laughing and she is very embarrassed. Mother “Hush now, thats his trunk.” Boy “(Loudly)…

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Story ‣ A Lady Locked In Meat Cold Room

Story ‣ A Lady Locked In Meat Cold Room

A lady worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when she finished with her work schedule, she went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of misfortune, the door closed and she was locked inside with no help in sight. Although she screamed and knocked with all her…

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Funny Joke ‣ Creative Writing

Funny Joke ‣ Creative Writing

Being creative with the history of troublesome kin. You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let’s say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. A cousin has supplied you with the only known photograph…

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Funny Joke ‣ Skin Graft

Funny Joke ‣ Skin Graft

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor…

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Funny Joke ‣ Circumcision

Funny Joke ‣ Circumcision

One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and asks, “What are you in for?” “I’m here to get my tonsils out and I’m nervous,” the second boy says. The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to…

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Funny Joke ‣ Boring Speaker

Funny Joke ‣ Boring Speaker

At the yearly Rotary Club function in Delhi, Mr Godbole takes the podium. He delves into his speech with gusto and great detail, but after a while his audience gets noticeably restless. He simply doesn’t have a Stop button. Finally one of the more drunken diners hurls a water bottle at him. It misses, and…

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Moral Story ‣ The Unseen Enemy

Moral Story ‣ The Unseen Enemy

A gnat, annoyed with a lion, for disturbing its sleep with its roaring, stung the beast on its snout. The lion tried to crush it with its paws but without success. The insect dodged the great cat’s claws and stung it again on its face. Elated by its victory over the king of beasts, the…

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Funny Joke ‣ Fix The Outhouse

Funny Joke ‣ Fix The Outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa, you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong with the outhouse.” Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.” So, Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,…

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Funny Joke ‣ Bad Day Story

Funny Joke ‣ Bad Day Story

Story of a man who could not give a convincing explanation about his broken arm. He kept muttering something about trying to stick his arm through his car window that he thought was down. That was the public version, in private, he confessed that it happened when his wife brought some potted plants indoors after…

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Funny Joke ‣ Cross The River

Funny Joke ‣ Cross The River

Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He grows huge arms and legs and swims across the river. The second man prays and says, “Please give me the strength and ability to cross this river.” Poof! A rowboat…

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