YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
four nuns are arguing about what they think a man’s peeka feels like and the Vicor overhears them he gets really upset and he says you are nuns you are not supposed to think about that then he gets an idea and he says but since you are such good loyal Servants of the Lord…
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can…
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”LongThe doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him…
the man was lying in bed with his wife they were both tired after a long day and the woman told him I think I’ll just read before bed the man was a little disappointed but decided that he would also start reading took his favorite book and begin to read after after a while…
it was Christmas Eve a woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg what is that he asked she said I visited the tattoo parlor today and then inside of…
The little girl looks down the little boy’s shorts. “What’s that?” she asks. “I dunno.” The little boy the looks down the little girl’s shorts. “Well what’s that?” “I dunno,” the little girl replies. So they go back to their separate homes, and the little girl goes to her mother. “Mommy, what’s this?” the little…
a guy walks into a bank and goes to the clerk guy I want to put my money in your shitty bank clerk sir that kind of language will not be tolerated here guy no really I want to put my money in your shitty bank clerk I’m calling security guy then I need to…
A young woman with a baby in her arms entered the butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news. that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it? He said, he’d offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed, the butcher had…
Billy’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Billy unless she’s absolutely sure she will win it one day in class Billy raises his hand and says teacher I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is she replies okay meet me…
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. they were about to have love when the girl stopped. I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a Bad girl and I charged $20 for lovemaking. The man reluctantly paid her and they did their thing….
