GOSSIP

The woman lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter kept calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she would come out, but she didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately responded, Mom, I want to introduce you to someone. Well, it was an immediate hit. They liked each other…

A nun and a monk are riding on a camel in the desert for days. Suddenly, the camel falls over and dies. Both panic, but know that they have to accept their deaths. So, the nun says to the monk, I know that we will die. So I want to tell you that I always…

little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After about an hour, his friend’s mother called them back inside and had them remove their wellies and gloves. Johnny’s friend’s mom was a tall, attractive woman who would warm…

A young man was sitting at the beach watching the girls go by. He noticed a man jogging near the water. The jogger had the buff body of a Hercules, but his head was the size of a baseball. The young man was curious, and chased the jogger down. The young man asked, Do you…

This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guy’s hand onto her. Put your finger in me, she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. Put two fingers in, she says. So in goes another one, she’s really starting to get worked up when she says, put…

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can’t help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.“Well,” says Bubba, “every…

A mother comes home from work to find her kids hiding behind the couch. She asks them what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt Annie was in the house naked.She walks into her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty. She asks, “What’s going on?” He…

a woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the maid so she laid down a trap one evening she sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell her husband that night when they went to bed the husband gave the same old story excuse me…

There’s a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor’s convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they’re sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman if she…

there are three girls sitting at a bar and after a few drinks they begin bragging about the size of their privates the first girl says to the other two mine is big enough to fit a whole fist in to which the second one replied well mine is big enough to fit two Fists…