GOSSIP

a woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the maid so she laid down a trap one evening she sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell her husband that night when they went to bed the husband gave the same old story excuse me…

There’s a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor’s convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they’re sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman if she…

there are three girls sitting at a bar and after a few drinks they begin bragging about the size of their privates the first girl says to the other two mine is big enough to fit a whole fist in to which the second one replied well mine is big enough to fit two Fists…

My wife was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual soft boiled egg and toast for breakfast she was wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in as I walked in almost awake she turned to me and said softly you’ve got to make love to me this very moment my eyes lit up…

girl baby I just got a tattoo of a seashell on my thigh can you hear the ocean pulls his head towards his thigh guy nope but I can smell the dead fish

four nuns are arguing about what they think a man’s peeka feels like and the Vicor overhears them he gets really upset and he says you are nuns you are not supposed to think about that then he gets an idea and he says but since you are such good loyal Servants of the Lord…

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can…

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give…

the man was lying in bed with his wife  they were both tired after a long day and the   woman told him I think I’ll just read before bed  the man was a little disappointed but decided that   he would also start reading took his favorite  book and begin to read after after a while…

It was Christmas Eve, and a woman came home to her husband after a long day of shopping. That night, as she got ready for bed, he noticed a small mark on the inside of her leg. Curious, he asked, “What’s that?” With a sly smile, she said, “Oh, I went to a tattoo parlor…