Funny Joke >>Mummy I’ve discovered how babies are made.
“Mummy, mummy, I’ve discovered how babies are made. I saw daddy put his willy in your mouth last night.” “No, that’s not right,” replied mummy, “that’s how I get my expensive jewellery.”
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Funny Joke >>Marry a girl with small hands
Man to son: Endeavour to marry a girl with small hands, it’ll make your P*N!S look bigger.
Eine Frau erzählte ihrem Mann ihren Traum
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John came home from work earlier than usual and caught his wife
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Der Chef rief einen seiner Angestellten
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Why did Elon Musk fire the CEO of Twitter Parag Agrawal ?
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Emily Blunt: ‘I really didn’t want to be an actress’
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Hofit Golan has MAJOR wardrobe malfunction on red carpet
Hollywood’s elite gathered upon Venice over the weekend for its annual film festival, but regrettably one starlet had a humiliating wardrobe mishap. Hofit Golan, a blonde beauty who was on the red carpet for The Leisure Seeker, unintentionally nipped someone. She was surrounded by photographers from every angle, so there was no possible way to…
26 New Black Bodycon Dress You should check out
Looking for some classy black bodycon dress to show off your body curves and can be warable to any occassion check out these here.