YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A young boy walked into a bar and asked for a bottle of beerand 20 fags.“Now, now,” smiled the barmaid, wagging her finger. “Doyou want to get me into trouble?”He replied, “Not at the moment, I just want my beer andfags.”
Class 3 have a boy who is always in trouble, he is constantlyupsetting the other children and damaging the schoolproperty. Eventually, a letter is sent home to his parentssaying the school has put up with his bad behaviour long enough. This morning, they found him masturbating inclass so they have expelled him. The letter continues:…
At the end of the human biology class, the lecturerconducted a quick question and answer session to check thateveryone had been listening to his lesson.“You over there, the girl in red,” he said pointing, “whichpart of the body becomes 10 times its normal size underemotional stress?”Flushed with embarrassment, the girl refused to answer, soanother student…
Father walks into his son’s bedroom to find him lying facedown on a life-size picture of Britney Spears.“Son, what’s going on?” gasps his father.“It’s alright, dad, I’ve got plain Jane from next doorunderneath.”
The boy’s father was so disappointed with his son’s schoolreport, he decided to go and see the headmaster to find outwhat had gone wrong.“Well, I have good news and bad news,” replied theheadmaster.“The bad news is that your son has discovered he’s gay andhe spends all his time pursuing the good looking boysinstead of studying.”The…
Two kids were arguing in the playground.“My dad’s a better darts player than your dad,” said the firstboy.“No he ain’t,” said the second boy. “My dad got the highestscore last week.”“OK, OK, but my mum’s better than your mum.”“Yeah, alright, my dad says the same thing.”
Daddy was taking his young son for a walk in the park whenthey passed two dogs humping. When the boy asked hisfather what was happening he told him they were making apuppy. A few days later the little boy caught his mum anddad in the throes of s*x and when he asked them what theywere…
The farmer and his wife are entertaining the local bigwigswhen their son runs in and announces to his father in a loudvoice, “Dad, dad, the bull’s fu*king the cow.”After a moment of shocked silence, the farmer turns to hisson and calmly says, “Next time, son, be a little less explicit.You should have said.“The bull is…
A very rich businessman asked his small son what he wouldlike for Christmas.“A baby brother please,” he replied.“I’m sorry, son, there’s not enough time, it’s only 3 weeks toChristmas.”“Well, can’t you put more men on the job?” the sonsuggested.
A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find herparents in bed.“Well!” she exclaimed. “And you tell me off just for suckingmy thumb.”