YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
The farmer and his wife are entertaining the local bigwigswhen their son runs in and announces to his father in a loudvoice, “Dad, dad, the bull’s fu*king the cow.”After a moment of shocked silence, the farmer turns to hisson and calmly says, “Next time, son, be a little less explicit.You should have said.“The bull is…
A very rich businessman asked his small son what he wouldlike for Christmas.“A baby brother please,” he replied.“I’m sorry, son, there’s not enough time, it’s only 3 weeks toChristmas.”“Well, can’t you put more men on the job?” the sonsuggested.
A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find herparents in bed.“Well!” she exclaimed. “And you tell me off just for suckingmy thumb.”
The little girl’s mother was entertaining her next doorneighbour when her little daughter walked in.“Hello, Mrs Crabbit, are you a gardening expert?” she asked.“No I’m not, why do you ask?” said the puzzled neighbour.“Mum says if there’s any dirt about you’ll dig it up.”
An 18-year-old boy says to his father, “Dad, I keep gettingthese terrible urges, what can I do about it?”“I think you’d better go and see my friend Bob, he’s a s*x therapist, I’m sure he’ll be able to help. Pop round to hishouse this evening.”The boy does as his father suggests, but after 5 visits…
“Mummy, mummy, I’ve discovered how babies are made. I saw daddy put his willy in your mouth last night.” “No, that’s not right,” replied mummy, “that’s how I get my expensive jewellery.”
Man to son: Endeavour to marry a girl with small hands, it’ll make your P*N!S look bigger.
Eine Frau wachte aus dem Schlaf auf und erzählte ihrem Mann von ihrem Traum. “Ich habe geträumt, dass hier Waffen versteigert werden”, begann sie, “die großen für einen Zehner und die dicken für 20.” “Und was ist mit denen, die so aussehen wie meine?”, fragte ihr Mann. “Die haben sie verschenkt”, antwortete sie augenzwinkernd. “Ich…
John came home from work earlier than usual and caught his wife, Sarah, in bed with another man. Shocked and furious, John yelled, “Sarah, how could you cheat on me? And in our own bed!” Sarah, caught off guard, stammered, “John, I can explain! This is not what it it looks like!” John, still seething…
Der Chef rief einen seiner Angestellten in sein Büro. “Rob”, sagte er, “Sie sind seit einem Jahr in der Firma. Sie haben in der Poststelle angefangen, eine Woche später wurden Sie in den Vertrieb befördert, und einen Monat später wurden Sie zum Bezirksleiter der Vertriebsabteilung befördert. Nur vier kurze Monate später wurden Sie zum stellvertretenden…