My Dad is Better than yours .

Two kids were arguing in the playground.“My dad’s a better darts player than your dad,” said the firstboy.“No he ain’t,” said the second boy. “My dad got the highestscore last week.”“OK, OK, but my mum’s better than your mum.”“Yeah, alright, my dad says the same thing.”

Two dogs in the Park.

Daddy was taking his young son for a walk in the park whenthey passed two dogs humping. When the boy asked hisfather what was happening he told him they were making apuppy. A few days later the little boy caught his mum anddad in the throes of s*x and when he asked them what theywere … Read more

The bull is surprising the cow

The farmer and his wife are entertaining the local bigwigswhen their son runs in and announces to his father in a loudvoice, “Dad, dad, the bull’s fu*king the cow.”After a moment of shocked silence, the farmer turns to hisson and calmly says, “Next time, son, be a little less explicit.You should have said.“The bull is … Read more

Baby Son on Christmas

A very rich businessman asked his small son what he wouldlike for Christmas.“A baby brother please,” he replied.“I’m sorry, son, there’s not enough time, it’s only 3 weeks toChristmas.”“Well, can’t you put more men on the job?” the sonsuggested.

Are you a gardening expert?

The little girl’s mother was entertaining her next doorneighbour when her little daughter walked in.“Hello, Mrs Crabbit, are you a gardening expert?” she asked.“No I’m not, why do you ask?” said the puzzled neighbour.“Mum says if there’s any dirt about you’ll dig it up.”

An 18-year-old boy went to S*x therapist

An 18-year-old boy says to his father, “Dad, I keep gettingthese terrible urges, what can I do about it?”“I think you’d better go and see my friend Bob, he’s a s*x therapist, I’m sure he’ll be able to help. Pop round to hishouse this evening.”The boy does as his father suggests, but after 5 visits … Read more

Eine Frau erzählte ihrem Mann ihren Traum

Eine Frau wachte aus dem Schlaf auf und erzählte ihrem Mann von ihrem Traum. “Ich habe geträumt, dass hier Waffen versteigert werden”, begann sie, “die großen für einen Zehner und die dicken für 20.” “Und was ist mit denen, die so aussehen wie meine?”, fragte ihr Mann. “Die haben sie verschenkt”, antwortete sie augenzwinkernd. “Ich … Read more

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