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Un homme donnait 1 000 dollars par mois à un mendiant. Il resta dans cet état pendant un certain temps. Un jour, il ne lui donna que 750 dollars. Le mendiant fut surpris, mais il se dit que 750 dollars, c’était mieux que rien. Il partit. Au bout d’un mois, il ne lui donna que…
Avec le retour de l’univers Harry Potter sur le devant de la scène grâce au reboot d’HBO Max, de vieilles histoires sur le casting original refont surface. La plus troublante d’entre elles ? Une révélation choquante sur la manière dont les paparazzis ont violé l’intimité d’Emma Watson le jour de son 18e anniversaire. Une fête…
On ne peut pas parler des figures les plus “badass” de l’histoire du cinéma sans évoquer le nom de Tura Satana. Bien plus qu’une actrice, elle a bâti sa propre légende, un récit qui, s’il est vrai, est à la fois bouleversant et inspirant. Son histoire de vie est celle d’une vengeance personnelle, d’une force…
The Stoner is surprised when the Genie thanks him for releasing him and says “I can grant you three wishes, what is your first wish”. The Stoner says “I wish me and you could smoke nice fat joint” and like magic a beautiful joint appears and they both smoke it. After they finish, the Genie…
In heaven, Saint Peter asked what each person’s vice was. Joe said “My vice was eating everything I saw!” The saint said: “You will spend 1000 years trapped in a room in front of your addiction, having access to all kinds of food.” Dan said “I was addicted to gambling!” Saint Peter replied: “He will…
Three women convince their goofy husbands to go to clown college for a year.“The men go off, graduate, and return, and now the women are gossiping about it over tea.The first woman sets her tea down, sighs, and says, “”It’s horrible. Ever since my husband got back from clown college, he’s been pranking me! Look…
Teacher: “If you have one dollar and you ask your dad for another dollar, how many dollars do you have?” “Billy: One dollar. Teacher: I’m sorry, Billy, it seems you don’t know your math. Billy: I’m sorry, Miss, it seems you don’t know my dad.”
When I woke up this morning, my wife was cooking breakfast in nothing but a T-shirt… When she saw me, she said she needed me to have sax with her right now. I was surprised but happy to oblige. After I asked what that was all about. She said, “the timer broke and there was…
The military conquests of Genghis Khan are well known. His Mongol cavalry swept across the open steppe taking vast swathes of territory. His armies plowed through China, conquering the central plains and Tibet. From humble beginnings in Mongolia, he created an empire that stretched from the Chinese coast in the east all the way to…
“No problem, sir,” says the S-M, and when C Company is on parade, he calls out “Atten-shun! Higgins! Your father’s dead!” at which poor Higgins breaks down in tears on parade and has to be escorted away. The next morning, the colonel once again sends for the sergeant-major and says “Mr. Macintosh, once again C…