One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” The mother responds, “Very good honey.” … Read more
Husband and Wife had a Fight. Wife called Mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to you. Mom: No Daughter, he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you!
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?” Maria: “Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increase. The first eez that I iron better than you.” Wife: … Read more
A little girl was sitting at the kitchen table, drawing a picture of her mom and dad with crayons. She started thinking about her grandparents… but what about her grandparents’ parents? And their parents? Thoughtfully, she asked her mother, “Mom, where do people come from? I mean, does everyone have parents?” her mother answered, “God … Read more
A man comes to the doctor with a frog on his head… So the doctor asks the man: “What can I help you with?” To which the frog responds: “Well, it all started with a little lump on my b*tt.”
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were alright. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and … Read more
A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?” He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode … Read more
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened…but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between … Read more
She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally gets his suit. He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys his flowers. … Read more
The old king was suspicious of the young queen cheating on him. So, with the help of a witch, he placed an invisible blade in the Queen’s Hoo-Haw. 3 days later, the King summoned all the men he suspected and ordered them to take of their p@nts. To the King’s surprise, he found that all … Read more