The old king was suspicious of the young queen cheating on him.

The old king was suspicious of the young queen cheating on him. So, with the help of a witch, he placed an invisible blade in the Queen’s Hoo-Haw.

3 days later, the King summoned all the men he suspected and ordered them to take of their p@nts. To the King’s surprise, he found that all their p*nises had cuts in them from the blade, except for the minister’s p*nis.

The king immediately ordered the execution of the men . He then turned to the minister and said “Of all the men close to me, you are the only one loyal”. ” You are not just my minister, but my closest friend as well”.The minister was elated and replied with tears in his eyes.”Slankyou my lord”.