They are gathering scat samples in a nearby forest for population analysis of recently reintroduced wolves. He tells the students the sampling instructions and to meet him back at the parking lot before dusk, and they go on their way. With the sun setting, the students start returning and scatter across the parking leaving their…

Sven had been a game warden for several years, and was out driving in the countryside, watching for poachers. He hears a shotgun blast, and looks up at a flock of loon, one of them hit and spiraling down to the ground. Sven is shocked, as loon are an endangered species. He quickly drives over…

A guy walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist he needs something to relieve his sore, itchy butt The pharmacist says “it sounds like hemmerhoids.” He hands him a box of 6 suppositories and tells him to use one. If it doesn’t help after an hour then use another.” The guy heads home,…

John invited his mother over for dinner one evening.During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was.She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious.She watched the two of them interact over the course of…

A woman is angry with her husband and says… “My best friend’s husband still flirts with her in public. He touches her and kisses her. They still have s*x all the time. Why can’t you do any of that?” So her husband says “It sounds like he’d be in my way. Besides, I barely know…

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a…

I told my wife, “I won the Leslie Nielsen prize at the office today.” Her: What’s that? Me: It’s a place where people go to work, but that’s not important right now.

A businessman was interviewing job applicants for the position of manager of a large division.He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate.He simply asked each applicant this question, “What is two plus two?”The first interviewee was a journalist.His answer was, “Twenty-two”.The second was a social worker.She said, “I don’t know the answer…

One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. “Hello, I want a single room for the night please.” “Fine, sir, here’s one of our best rooms. Room 13,” says the concierge and hands him the keyThe guy goes upstairs, takes a shower and gets straight into bed. At about 2 0’clock…

Hotel clerk has the honeymoon suite set up to record videos, but the groom is always out fishing. Frustrated, clerk asks groom why fishing and not consummating? Groom, can’t she’s got gonorrhoea. Clerk, BJ? Groom, can’t she’s got Pyria. Clerk, Anal? Groom, can’t she’s got Diarrhea. Clerk, Why did you marry a sick woman like…