YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Policeman: Why did you kill 88 people? What the hell was wrong with you? Driver: I was driving at 100km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a wedding party. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realized they were not working. So I had to take a…
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my…
Trendy companies these days hire a diversity officer, which is always a woman. Because it is cheaper.
A traveling salesman is driving past a farmhouse when he sees a pig with a wooden leg. This piques his curiosity, so he goes to the house and knocks on the door. The farmer answers. “What’s the story with the pig with the wooden leg?” asks the salesman. “Let me tell you about that pig,”…
A man comes to the doctor and asks for the test results of his wife. “I’m afraid” says the doc “we may have swapped her results. So I can’t tell if she either has Alzheimer’s or Aids.” “That’s terrible” says the man. “What should I do now?” Scratching his chin the doc answers “You should…
A man finds a genie lamp, rubs it and poof a Genie appears. Genie: I have the power to grant you 3 wishes but keep in mind, whatever you wish, your mother-in-law will receive two-fold… Man: Ok. My first wish is for 1 billion dollars. Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that…
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to…
2 pr0st!tutes standing on the corner and one of them says “we gonna make a lot of money tonight i can smell the d!ck in the air”…and the second one replied “sorry i burped”
Three men met on a n*de beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. Eventually, they started talking about their jobs, and why they were at the beach. “I’m a construction worker,” said the first man. “All day long I toil in the…