A man comes to the doctor and asks for the test results of his wife.
“I’m afraid” says the doc “we may have swapped her results. So I can’t tell if she either has Alzheimer’s or Aids.”
“That’s terrible” says the man. “What should I do now?”
Scratching his chin the doc answers “You should bring her to the woods and leave. If she finds home, don’t fu*k her.”