A woman is having s*x with a rather large man in the back of a car, when suddenly the man has a heart attack.
The woman tried to get the man off of her, but he’s too heavy. Luckily, the woman is able to call 911 with her cell phone.
When the emergency services come, they find that they can only get the man out of thee car by sawing off the roof. After the fire department removes the roof from the car, the paramedics load the man into their ambulance.
The woman is sobbing hysterically. “Don’t worry, ma’am,” says a paramedic. “I’m sure your husband will be just fine.”
“I don’t care about him,” the woman replies. “He’s not my husband. It’s my husband’s car, though.”