A snooker player just won a tournament and met a beautiful lady at the after party. They have a few drinks and go back to his hotel room. Things get hot and heavy real fast. She is aching for him, and says “Take me from behind. Have your way with me” and lays on the…

I just got fired from my job as a massage therapist My boss said I rub people the wrong way.

Exhausted from the wild s*x, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. “Where have you been?” demanded his wife when…

Little Jimmy ends up in the wardrobe with his mothers affair… “It’s dark in here” says little Jimmy. The guy manages not to scream in shock and after some time he makes a deal with Jimmy. For the price of a baseball, Jimmy won’t tell his dad about the guy in Mommys wardrobe when daddy…

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment…

Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn’t have much luck, until one day… …he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It’s shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how…

The doc told him that m@sturb@ting before s*x often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it,” He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open….

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them. “Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up”. Sure, they said, you’re welcome. So they started playing and enjoyed the game and…

Two guys are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it’s supposed to go. The first guy says, “Why don’t you go over and ask if we can play through?” The second guy gets about halfway there,…

A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. “I have four boys, and my wife is expecting another,” says the Catholic. “One more son, and I’ll have a basketball team.” “That’s nothing,” says the Baptist. “I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child….