A snooker player just won a tournament
and met a beautiful lady at the after party. They have a few drinks and go back to his hotel room. Things get hot and heavy real fast.
She is aching for him, and says “Take me from behind. Have your way with me” and lays on the floor on all fours.
A few minutes go by with no action. Frustrated, she turns around to see him standing behind her with his d!ck in one hand and chalk in the other.
Annoyed, she asks “What are you doing?”
To which he responds, “Deciding if I should go for the pink or brown”