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Three country lads

Three country lads

Three country lads were out in the big city when they wereattacked by a mugger.“Give me all your valuables,” he hissed, “or I’ll inject you with AIDS.”Immediately, two of the lads handed over their wallets andthen ran away. The third lad, however, refused so themugger injected him. Later, when the three lads met up, thetwo…

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The woman went for divorce

The woman went for divorce

The woman was up in court for a second time, filing fordivorce. Three years earlier she had divorced her firsthusband because she claimed his “tackle” was too big. Thistime she wanted a divorce because her husband was “toosmall.”The judge granted her divorce but just before she left thecourt he gave her some words of warning.“Madam,…

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Seven dwarfs and short nuns

Seven dwarfs and short nuns

While on holiday, the Seven Dwarfs visit the local convent tobuy some souvenirs. They meet up with the Mother Superiorand Dopey stops to talk to her.“Excuse me, your holy one, do you have any short nunshere?” Mother Superior is quite puzzled by the question butreplies, “Not very short, some around 5 foot.” “Are you sure…

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Three men at the bar

Three men at the bar

Three men went out on the town and landed up at a sleazynightclub. As they drank their beers, a n@ked go-go dancerperformed on the table in front of them and at the end ofthe dance the audience showed its appreciation by throwingher money. The first man grinned at his mates, took £10 outof his pocket…

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Eine Frau geht in ein Tattoo-Studio

Eine Frau geht in ein Tattoo-Studio

Eine Frau geht in ein Tattoo-StudioEine Frau geht in ein Tattoo-Studio und sagt dem Tätowierer, dass sie sich einen Truthahn auf den rechten Oberschenkel tätowieren lassen möchte, und zwar direkt unterhalb ihrer Bikinizone. Sie möchte außerdem, dass er “Happy Thanksgiving” unter den Truthahn setzt. Der Tätowierer macht es und es sieht wirklich gut aus. Dann…

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Tom got a Girl

Tom got a Girl

Tom was so shy he’d never had the courage to ask a girl outso his mate Jack decided to take him out on the town and gethim laid. Halfway through the evening they were drinking ina nightclub when a girl at the other end of the bar winked atTom.“Hey, Jack,” he stuttered, “that girl over…

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