The woman was up in court for a second time, filing for
divorce. Three years earlier she had divorced her first
husband because she claimed his “tackle” was too big. This
time she wanted a divorce because her husband was “too
small.”
The judge granted her divorce but just before she left the
court he gave her some words of warning.
“Madam, this court does not want to see you here again so be
careful how you choose a third husband. We have more
important things to do than sort out the right fitting for you.”