Three country lads were out in the big city when they were
attacked by a mugger.
“Give me all your valuables,” he hissed, “or I’ll inject you with AIDS.”
Immediately, two of the lads handed over their wallets and
then ran away. The third lad, however, refused so the
mugger injected him. Later, when the three lads met up, the
two who had handed over all their money looked at their
friend aghast.
“Don’t you realise what he’s done? You’ve been injected with
AIDS.”
The third lad smiled.
“No, no, it’s alright, I’m wearing a c*ndom.”