Wife to husband on the phone, Wife: “hey baby, how are you doing?” Husband: “listen, i am really busy, don’t have time to talk at all” Wife: “well baby, i have a good news and bad news for you. you want to hear them?” Husband: “just tell me the good news, i don’t have time for the bad!” Wife: “okay, good news is the air bags of our new bmw work absolutely fine“:d:d