GOSSIP

A man and a woman meet at the bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house, where they engage in passion and lovemaking. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, Quick, my husband just got home. Go hide in the bathroom. So the man…

It was a very windy day on Sunday. The wind was blowing up everywhere. A lady was on here way into the church when a gust of wind blew her skirt up over her head. The Reverend was standing there and started snickering at the lady. The lady got mad and said, Shame on you…

Three friends, a yoga instructor, a beauty doctor, and a African lady lawyer, are in a falling plane. The yoga instructor closes her eyes and starts chanting a calming mantra. Inner peace, she breathes and says, inner peace will see me through this. The beauty doctor says. rescuers will always prioritize a beautiful girl. so…

There is a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor’s convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also, and the next thing you know, they’re sitting next to each other by the end of the dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman…

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, He could still have three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest looked intrigued. after the show, Kyle said, Sean if I’m not being too forward, I’d love to have love making with an older man…

A boy went into a house and said he wanted an AIDS -infected woman. The woman at the reception said Room 9 top of the hall. He went to the room and did his business. When he was leaving, she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected. The boy answered, When I…

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast. She was wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You’ve got to make love to me this very moment! My eyes lit up…

Man comes home and find his 17 year old daughter with a Touch device. He asks in surprise, What are you doing? He shouts. Well, you won’t let me have a boyfriend, so this is my substitute. She explains. The next night, the girl comes home to find her father with a touch device and…

The woman lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter kept calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she would come out, but she didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately responded, Mom, I want to introduce you to someone. Well, it was an immediate hit. They liked each other…

A nun and a monk are riding on a camel in the desert for days. Suddenly, the camel falls over and dies. Both panic, but know that they have to accept their deaths. So, the nun says to the monk, I know that we will die. So I want to tell you that I always…