YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
a young man and a young woman meet while out dancing one night things are going well and they are obviously attracted to one another they go back to the guy’s apartment and begin kissing and embracing each other the guy tells her you’re so beautiful I cannot wait any longer I have some rubbers…
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn.Ah’d be mighty grateful if’n yoo’d play ‘Achy Breaky…
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is put the prisoner in the …
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?” No one wants to say ‘yes’, but they’re on the spot…Finally, one man says, “Okay, but we start…
Two woman were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two woman $50. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: JESUS SAVES. One of…
A father was very upset about his son Little Johnny’s gambling habits. So he went up to school to talk to the boy’s teacher. The teacher suggested, Maybe if he lost heavily on a bet, it would cure him? The dad thought this was a good idea. That night after school she asked Little Johnny…
A boy who opened the girl’s bonnet and checked her oil and… A daughter asked her, dad, dad, there is something that my boyfriend said that I didn’t understand. He said, I have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper. The dad replied, okay, you tell your boyfriend that if he opens…
A man and a woman meet at the bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house, where they engage in passion and lovemaking. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, Quick, my husband just got home. Go hide in the bathroom. So the man…
It was a very windy day on Sunday. The wind was blowing up everywhere. A lady was on here way into the church when a gust of wind blew her skirt up over her head. The Reverend was standing there and started snickering at the lady. The lady got mad and said, Shame on you…