
A woman Joins a Golf Club
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?” No one wants to say ‘yes’, but they’re on the spot…Finally, one man says, “Okay, but we start…

Two woman were riding around town with a sign on top of their car…
Two woman were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two woman $50. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: JESUS SAVES. One of…

Little Johnny put the teacher in a moral dillema with his dirty bet…
A father was very upset about his son Little Johnny’s gambling habits. So he went up to school to talk to the boy’s teacher. The teacher suggested, Maybe if he lost heavily on a bet, it would cure him? The dad thought this was a good idea. That night after school she asked Little Johnny…

A boy who opened the girl’s bonnet and checked her oil and…
A boy who opened the girl’s bonnet and checked her oil and… A daughter asked her, dad, dad, there is something that my boyfriend said that I didn’t understand. He said, I have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper. The dad replied, okay, you tell your boyfriend that if he opens…

A attractive woman and man were busy in bed when suddenly her husband came back home…
A man and a woman meet at the bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house, where they engage in passion and lovemaking. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, Quick, my husband just got home. Go hide in the bathroom. So the man…

A lady was on here way into the church when a gust of wind blew her skirt up
It was a very windy day on Sunday. The wind was blowing up everywhere. A lady was on here way into the church when a gust of wind blew her skirt up over her head. The Reverend was standing there and started snickering at the lady. The lady got mad and said, Shame on you…

Three women are in a falling plane. Woman unhooks her bra and…
Three friends, a yoga instructor, a beauty doctor, and a African lady lawyer, are in a falling plane. The yoga instructor closes her eyes and starts chanting a calming mantra. Inner peace, she breathes and says, inner peace will see me through this. The beauty doctor says. rescuers will always prioritize a beautiful girl. so…

A doctor saw a woman’s private parts and they started having…
There is a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor’s convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also, and the next thing you know, they’re sitting next to each other by the end of the dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman…

A woman showed her cr0tch to an old man
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, He could still have three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest looked intrigued. after the show, Kyle said, Sean if I’m not being too forward, I’d love to have love making with an older man…