GOSSIP

He asks the bartender, “Hey, can I pay for my beer with this bag of potatoes?” “Funny you should ask that,” says the bartender. “My wife just called. She’s making a stew and forgot the potatoes.” The bartender takes the potatoes and gives the man his beer. A week later, the same man walks into…

There was this guy who went into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, are you a bettin’ man?” The bartender replied, “Certainly! I’m ALWAYS a bettin’ man!” To which the man said, “I’ll bet you $50 that I can lick my right eye.” The bartender thought about this a while and finally…

Two men, an American and a Russian were arguing. One said, “in my country I can go to the white house walk to the president’s office and pound the desk and say “Mr president! I don’t like how you’re running things in this country!” “I can do that too!” “Really?” “Yes! I can go to…

A young woman was waiting at a bus stop. After a few minutes the bus arrived and the woman tried to step onboard. Unfortunately, her skirt was extremely tight and she couldn’t get her leg up high enough for the step. She quickly reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, but she STILL…

A Boy was having s*x with a girl on a Railway track. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it. He applies brakes hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple. The train driver jumps and walks to the boy who had just finished and was…

One day, he decided he’s had enough of his pitiful manhood and goes to see the village elder. The elder referred him to a shaman living in the center of a village, so he went to see the shaman. When he got there, he told the shaman about his small pen!s. The shaman nodded his…

A husband buys his wife 12 p@nties, all the same color. The wife asks “Why the same color? People will think I don’t change my p@nties” Husband: Which people???

John: I’ve been coming here for a while and it’s becoming a bit routine. Have you got something different to try? Madame: Well we do have a girl with a glass eye…she takes it out a let’s you fu*k her in the eye socket John: OMG that’s crazy, I’ll have to give it a try…

She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond necklace. Curious, she walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to take a closer look, she accidentally and unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously and hopes that no one noticed or heard her little accident. She turns around and to her horror, the…

A young politician campaigning for votes arranged to meet with a women’s group and discuss the subject of s*x. However, fearing his wife would not understand, he told her that he would be discussing the topic of sailing. Later, the wife met up with one of the ladies from the group, who told her how…