GOSSIP

A blonde in a miniskirt tells her friend, “A guy made me an offer today. He said he’ll give me $30 if I make a handstand. So I did, of course.”Her friend replies,“Come on, he just wanted to see your раnтiеs.”The blonde girl replies,“Hey I’m not that sтuрid. I took them off before!”

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.“All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts…

A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. “Mother of six,” he would say, “what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a вееr!” She gets…

He asks the bartender, “Hey, can I pay for my beer with this bag of potatoes?” “Funny you should ask that,” says the bartender. “My wife just called. She’s making a stew and forgot the potatoes.” The bartender takes the potatoes and gives the man his beer. A week later, the same man walks into…

There was this guy who went into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, are you a bettin’ man?” The bartender replied, “Certainly! I’m ALWAYS a bettin’ man!” To which the man said, “I’ll bet you $50 that I can lick my right eye.” The bartender thought about this a while and finally…

Two men, an American and a Russian were arguing. One said, “in my country I can go to the white house walk to the president’s office and pound the desk and say “Mr president! I don’t like how you’re running things in this country!” “I can do that too!” “Really?” “Yes! I can go to…

A young woman was waiting at a bus stop. After a few minutes the bus arrived and the woman tried to step onboard. Unfortunately, her skirt was extremely tight and she couldn’t get her leg up high enough for the step. She quickly reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, but she STILL…

A Boy was having s*x with a girl on a Railway track. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it. He applies brakes hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple. The train driver jumps and walks to the boy who had just finished and was…

One day, he decided he’s had enough of his pitiful manhood and goes to see the village elder. The elder referred him to a shaman living in the center of a village, so he went to see the shaman. When he got there, he told the shaman about his small pen!s. The shaman nodded his…

A husband buys his wife 12 p@nties, all the same color. The wife asks “Why the same color? People will think I don’t change my p@nties” Husband: Which people???