GOSSIP

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return. “but there is no reply….. He sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my…

One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife standing at the stove, flipping pancakes. Feeling mischievous, he decided to play a prank on her. As she turned around to grab something from the fridge, he quickly snuck up behind her and pinched her bottom. Startled,…

An old cowboy walks into a saloon, completely n@ked except for his boots.  As he strolls in, all eyes turn toward him, and the patrons can’t help but stare in disbelief. One man, bewildered by the sight, musters up the courage to ask, “Where are your clothes at, Slim?” The old cowboy, with a twinkle in his…

Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying. Mr. Brown popped his head over the fence and asked, “What’s the matter Mary? What has upset you?” The blonde neighbor replied, “My dog has died and I’m going to bury it here.” Mr. Brown…

Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a n@ked women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?” The other said “My mom told me if i saw a n@ked women i’d turn to stone, i already felt…

The real estate boss got a new secretary. Afraid of s*xu@l h@rr@ssment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with !ust, he decided to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and…

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”To which the blonde replies… “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.” The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the…

A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” The boss, looking concerned, replied, “Why do you always have to give me bad news? Can’t you ever bring me some good news for a change?” The secretary shrugged and said, “Well, I suppose I could. Would…

Two donkeys were talking about their owners:The first one said“My owner is so harassing, he beats me often”The second donkey:“Why don’t you leave your owner?”First donkey:“I was thinking about it, but he has a very good-looking daughter, and whenever she does something mischievous, he says that he would get her married to some donkey, and…

A girl was a pr0st!tute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.One day, the police raided a whole group Of pr0st!tutes at a s*x partyin a hotel and the girl was among them.The Police took them outside and had all the pr0stitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly the girl’s grandma came by…