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When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Glenn, and his partner—both EMTs—rushed to her home.Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen.Then he began to gather her information.“What’s your age?” he asked.“Fifty-eight,” answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger.“What does that do?”“It’s…
There was a lady in her 90s who became a sort of local celebrity because she had recently gotten married.The local news station decided to interview her.The interviewer asked questions like how it was to be a newlywed in her 90s.“This isn’t my first husband, so it’s not much different than the others,” she replied…
A woman was taking an afternoon nap.When she woke up, she told her husband,“I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?”“You’ll know tonight,” he said.That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.Delighted, she opened it to find a book…
A girl walks up to her mother and asks, “Mommy, why am I named Clover?” “Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family.” Then, her other daughter walks up. “Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?” “Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened. Finally, her son walks…
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. “There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied. He opened the drawer of the…
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.”“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.Because he also told me he was an atheist.“Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”Her mother replied,“Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him…
A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said:“When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”Said the counsellor:“Why…
Little Johnny ran to his daddy shouting,“Daddy, daddy, can you believe it? I am expecting another A plus in today’s exam!!”“Oh really?” replied the daddy.“Yes. It was just one simple 20 marks question. it was easy!!”“Okay, what was the question about?”“It was about the difference between a salon and a barbershop.”“Okay, so how did you…
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return. “but there is no reply….. He sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my…
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife standing at the stove, flipping pancakes. Feeling mischievous, he decided to play a prank on her. As she turned around to grab something from the fridge, he quickly snuck up behind her and pinched her bottom. Startled,…