GOSSIP

“I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”“Oh,” cries the gullible husband,“quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He runs downstairs, picks up the phone andbegins dialing 911, when his son Johnnyappears, sobbing his little heart out. “What’s the matter, son?” asks the father.“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” replies his…

He entered the shop and said, “I’d like a new suit.” The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let’s see … size 44 long.” Joe laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?”“Been in the business 60 years!” the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. The salesman asked, “How about a…

“Nice to meet you too. My name is Tobias and I am here to fuck your daughter.”.The father stares at him shocked and says angrily: “Excuse me?? To what?!”“It’s Tobias, but you can call me Tobi if you like”, he responds and walks in.

just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it..”The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What”s so special about it?”The cowboy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.” The lady says,“What”s it telling you now?” Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.” The woman giggles and replies “Well it…

A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sxx. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about sxx, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on…