a nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel.
On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead. Now completely stranded the priest said, Well sister, this looks pretty grim.
I know, father replied the nun. In fact, I don’t think we can last more than there are two out here.
I agree, answer the priest. Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you mind doing something for me?
Anything, father replied the nun. I have never seen a woman’s breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.
The nun hesitated, well, under the circumstances I don’t see that it would do any harm.
She opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts.
Sister, would you mind if I touched them? He asked, she consented and he fondled them for several minutes. The nun asked, father, could I ask something of you?
Yes, sister, I have never seen a man’s p*nis.
Could I see yours? Well under the circumstances, I suppose that would be okay.
The priest replied lifting his robe. Oh father, may I touch it? This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he became quite aroused.
Sister, you know that if I insert my p*nis in the right place, it can give life.
Is that true father? Ask the nun. Yes it is, sister. Then why don’t you stick it up that camel and let’s get out of here.