GOSSIP

In disbelief, he asks, “Where did you come from? How did you get here?” She replies, “I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank.” “Amazing,” he notes. “You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.” “Oh, this thing?” explains the…

Husband: Mom called me and she is coming tomorrow her train will reach by 4 O Clock Wife: What She came just 4 months back right? Why is she coming now? Tomorrow is Sunday I thought of getting up late but your mom had to come on a Sunday itself and that too morning 4:00…

gynaecologist decide they better get the father who was too squeamish to be in the delivery room.So the father looks between his wife’s legs. The baby’s head pops out again. “Hey, you my dad?”Father “Yes!”Baby, “Well come here” and a tiny arm squeezes out, and starts to punch the top of the father’shead nonstop while…

A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date.Finally, he arrived after midnight.“Were you worried, father?”“Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much did that date cost you…”“It cost me only four euros!”“Hmm, it’s not that much.”“I know father… But the girl didn’t have any more…