GOSSIP

A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary and he’s wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.The widow, however, says that she always thought…

that he will scatter the ashes at sea, because their love of the sea kept them together during difficult times.The third, a cook, says that he intends to mix his husband’s ashes into a bowl of chili and eat it.The two other men look at him in horror and disgust. The pilot asks “why would…

to have their son name aftertheir heritage After much argumentthey decided on the name. Ravi O’Lee

“What are these guys in the big suits doing?”A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts.Recognizing a promotional opportunity, the NASA folks found a tape recorder. After the…