GOSSIP

finds Isaac outside where he hasdrawn a square around himself. Albert asks Newton “What kind ofhiding place is that Newton?” and Newton replies “i amnot Newton i am a Pascal.” Albert asks Newton “What kind ofhiding place is that Newton?” and Newton replies “i amnot Newton i am a Pascal.”

Tom and John are hanging out. Tom asks John, “It’s fuuckin’ freezin’ in here. Can you get me my fuuckin’ slippers?” John goes upstairs to get the slippers and he comes across Tom’s hot 21-year-old twin sisters. He tells them, “Your brother told me to have sxx with both of you.” One of the sisters…

however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew. The other man looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish and says, “Nice going!…

Finally, one man says, “Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m.”He figures the early tee-time will discourage her. The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.They roll their eyes, but say, “Okay.”She’s there at 6:30 am. sharp and beats all of them with an…