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alcohol abuse and the effectsit has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture atthis time of night?” The man replies,“That would be my wife.” MORE FUNNY JOKES

replies, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”“Oh yeah,” says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over. The blond cop opens it,takes a look inside, hands it back, and says, “I’m sorry ma’am.If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t…

finds Isaac outside where he hasdrawn a square around himself. Albert asks Newton “What kind ofhiding place is that Newton?” and Newton replies “i amnot Newton i am a Pascal.” Albert asks Newton “What kind ofhiding place is that Newton?” and Newton replies “i amnot Newton i am a Pascal.”

Tom and John are hanging out. Tom asks John, “It’s fuuckin’ freezin’ in here. Can you get me my fuuckin’ slippers?” John goes upstairs to get the slippers and he comes across Tom’s hot 21-year-old twin sisters. He tells them, “Your brother told me to have sxx with both of you.” One of the sisters…

however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew. The other man looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish and says, “Nice going!…