GOSSIP

A woman with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying.A man walks up to her and says “What’s wrong?” She replies “I’ve never been hugged before.” The man looks around and gives her a hug.  The next day he encounters the same woman, crying again on the beach. He asks her…

there. Once there the PI hands him a pair of binoculars and points across the street at the neighboring high rise.There is one of the windows is his wife getting it on with a coworker. Fuming with rage he says to the PI “how much would it cost me for you to shoot his dick…

and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The…

Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won’t burn….

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Nathan informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and Nathan advised that only the saliva of Sid would work as the…

I’m Chinese,” the Chinese man says. “Chinese, Japanese” what’s the difference?A few minutes later, the Chinese man slaps the Jewish man. “What was that for?” asks the Jew.“It’s for the Titanic.” “The Titanic? That was an iceberg…”“Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?” says the Chinese man.

goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies,“I’d guess about 29.”The woman replies with a big smile,“Nope, I’m 50.”Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and…

like the perfect vacation for me. IfI can relax and do it naked, that’s a win-win.”“I’m an accountant,” said the second man. “I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same.”The first two men turned to the third, sad man. “What do you do?” they asked.“I’m a pickpocket,” said the third man. “My…