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the last forty-three years.” St Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.” “Just a minute,” says the minister. “That man was a taxi driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?!” “Up here, we…
Confusion. The next morning, Ah Meng was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, “Ready.. Aim..”, but before he could complete, Ah Meng shouted, ” Earthquake’! Earthquake!” The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Meng made his escape. Later, the soldiers took Ah Seng out and the firing squad…
chance you’ll go to the park but it might rain so it’s not definitely.”Little Billy raises his hand and says, “My team are definitely going to win the game this Saturday.” “No, I know you really want your team to win the game this Saturday but wanting is not enough to make it definitely.”Little Johnny…
I think it’s incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!”“I’m very sorry,” replied the doctor, “please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it ONCE Once once …” MORE FUNNY JOKES A Talking Frog and…
the frog from his pocket, smiled at it, then put it back into his pocket.A few minutes later, the frog said, “Boy, if you kiss me and turn me backinto a beautiful princess, I will do ANYTHING you want!” The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled,and put it back. Finally, the frog cried,…
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:“Jim, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt…
scraping the ground with his hoof.”Don’t bother competing with that guy,”says the other old bull. “You’re too old. He’d laugh at you.” “I’m not trying to compete with him,” replies the firstold bull. “I just want him to know I’m not a cow.” MORE FUNNY JOKES Chuck Norris at His Best
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