YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan ran over and rang the doorbell three times. After no one answered for a few minutes, he opened the door to see broken glass everywhere, a lamp lying on…
A married couple walked into the shoe Shop.The salseman said to them, “I have some special shoe I think you’d be interested in. They make you wild with s*xual desire like a great dessert camel” Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt…
Guy goes to prison, and on his first night, 5 minutes after lights out, he hears some one yell out “Thirty-one!” Followed by laughter. Then another voice yells “twelve!” More laughter. This goes on for a minutes or so, people yelling out random numbers, followed by people laughing. He turns to his cellmate and asks…
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.“Thank you honey” she says, “is there anything I can bring back for you?”He laughs and says, “an Italian girl.”When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks, “how was the trip?”“Very good” she…
to the mast, I escaped by gnawing my own hand off.”The bartender was growing skeptical. “And how did you get that eyepatch?” The pirate took another swig. “Twas a mutiny. My own crew left me marooned on a desert island. But I had no fear. I lay down on the sand to wait to be…
So how was the last night huh ? was it fun drinking all day ?The man is 100% sure his wife was asleep when he got home so he tries to play it cool, “Not really, just hanging with some coworkers… we didn’t drink much… just a couple of beers.”The woman starts nodding sarcastically and…
Husband : Near the vegetable market .Wife : Wait I m coming there right now .After 10 minutes she texts her husband, “Where are you?”Husband: I’m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need. MORE FUNNY JOKES The Other Morning at 3 a.m
my bed. My legs were still very wobbly. I stumbled too hard and tried to grab the bathroom cabinet for support. I accidentally pulled it open and fell to the ground. Our entire stock to toilet paper fell out of the cabinet on top of me. Later I told my girlfriend about it. I let…
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market.” “Sounds like you may…