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to the mast, I escaped by gnawing my own hand off.”The bartender was growing skeptical. “And how did you get that eyepatch?” The pirate took another swig. “Twas a mutiny. My own crew left me marooned on a desert island. But I had no fear. I lay down on the sand to wait to be…
So how was the last night huh ? was it fun drinking all day ?The man is 100% sure his wife was asleep when he got home so he tries to play it cool, “Not really, just hanging with some coworkers… we didn’t drink much… just a couple of beers.”The woman starts nodding sarcastically and…
Husband : Near the vegetable market .Wife : Wait I m coming there right now .After 10 minutes she texts her husband, “Where are you?”Husband: I’m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need. MORE FUNNY JOKES The Other Morning at 3 a.m
my bed. My legs were still very wobbly. I stumbled too hard and tried to grab the bathroom cabinet for support. I accidentally pulled it open and fell to the ground. Our entire stock to toilet paper fell out of the cabinet on top of me. Later I told my girlfriend about it. I let…
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market.” “Sounds like you may…
a doctor and reluctantly he agrees. She gently moveshis hands to his sides and unzips his pants and putsher hands inside. She massages him tenderly for a fewminutes and asks: “How does it feel?”He replies: “It feels great but I still think my thumb is broken”. MORE FUNNY JOKE The Hotel Has A Funny Story…