YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question. “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said: “Just a minute I have to go…
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger…
One day johnny’s mam asks the class, “Which part of the human body goes to heaven first?” Suzi said, “Well, it’s our hands. We do all the good things with our hand, so they are bound to go to heaven first.” Teacher says, “very good. Anybody else?” Rocky says, “Well, it’s our heart. We think…
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria’s funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, “At last, they’re finally together.” Her sister sitting in the front row…
Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had a 2 month relationship…
A man who’s wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he’d ring up later to see if it had come yet. He rang up and the nurse said “it’s a girl but theres another one on the way” he rang again later…
Wife to husband on the phone, Wife: “hey baby, how are you doing?” Husband: “listen, i am really busy, don’t have time to talk at all” Wife: “well baby, i have a good news and bad news for you. you want to hear them?” Husband: “just tell me the good news, i don’t have time…
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed. Suddenly a train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room….
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The…
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and notices that someone has written the word P*NIS in tiny letters on the blackboard. She scans the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she erases the obscenity and begins class. The next day, the word P*NIS is written on the board again, this time…