GOSSIP

A woman carried BABY to an obstetrician and gynecologist and asked the woman: Does BABY take breast milk or milk? Woman: Breast milk! Doctor: Then please take off your clothes. Woman: Ah! ? why? Doctor: Please don’t worry, this is the obstetrics and gynecology department, and it will never infringe on YOU The woman took…

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for…

Little Johnny and his pal Billy were walking in the park when they passed three ladies eating bananas on a bench. “Howdy ladies,” Little Johnny said as he passed three women. “Do you know them?” Billy asked. “No,” Little Johnny replied, “I’ve never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we just passed.” “How…

On the bus, a beautiful girl is touching up her makeup. Suddenly the girl keenly noticed that a boy had been watching her secretly. The girl said bitterly: “What do you look at? Haven’t you seen a girl?” The boy lowered his head in shame, and said embarrassedly: “No, no. I, I’m just a little…

Two couples are playing cards at the table, and someone accidentally knocks them to the floor. One of the men goes under the table to pick up the cards, and as he looks up he can see up his friend’s wife’s dress and that she isn’t wearing any underwear. Blushing coming up from the table,…

A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon cruise and they’re unpacking their bags. The husband complains that all his clothes are wrinkled and that there’s no ironing board in the cabin. To which the wife replies: “Don’t worry. Everyone here’s in the same boat.”

An Iris‌‌h daughte‌‌r ha‌‌d no‌‌t bee‌‌n hom‌‌e fo‌‌r ove‌‌r ‌‌5 years‌‌. Upo‌‌n he‌‌r retur‌‌n he‌‌r Fathe‌‌r curse‌‌d he‌‌r heavily “Wher‌‌e hav‌‌e y‌‌e bee‌‌n al‌‌l thi‌‌s time‌‌, child‌‌? Wh‌‌y di‌‌d y‌‌e no‌‌t writ‌‌e t‌‌o us‌‌, no‌‌t eve‌‌n ‌‌a line‌‌? Wh‌‌y didn’‌‌t y‌‌e call‌‌? Ca‌‌n y‌‌e no‌‌t understan‌‌d wha‌‌t y‌‌e pu‌‌t ye‌‌r ol‌‌d Mothe‌‌r through?‌‌” ‌‌ Th‌‌e…

A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and…

“Where did you get that car?”He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money!?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.” “Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.” The parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?” they asked. “It…

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Two buses were hired, one for the mothers -in-law and the other .. for the young women. As they began their journey, the young women couldn’t help but feel nervous about…